The Joker

The Joker (MKvsDCU Crossover)

The Joker (DC Universe)

The Joker (DC)

Joker: (evil chuckles) Lord old ass, I see!

Shinnok: You dare insult me, clown!

The Joker: Careful, you may break a hip.

Joker: Shouldn’t you be in an old folk’s home?

Shinnok: Silence, clown!/Silence, Joker!

Joker: I’ll call the nurses to give you a sponge bath!

Joker: Forget that Oni bald freak. I’ll be your NEW RIGHT HAND MAN!

Shinnok: Replaced my servant Quan Chi with you. Never!

Joker: Oh! We could have made a great team, me and you./Well, I’m more trusting than that bug lady, D’Vorah.

Joker: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Shinnok: I wouldn’t mock a god, fiend.

Joker: Mock you?! Didn’t you get nerfed by the actor's brat blonde pretty daughter!

Joker: Pardon me. Are you grinning?

Shinnok: Because you’re about to bend your knee and serve me gracefully.

Joker: Ha, ha, ha! Oh, you old geezers crack me up, you really do!

Swapped intros

Shinnok: The Joker.

Joker: I’ll be keeping my soul, thank you.

Shinnok: It will mine soon once you are dead.

Shinnok: You can eliminate both Raiden and Fujin?

Joker: And, bring you both their flayed corpses.

Shinnok: Make it happen, Joker.

Shinnok: Have you ever faced an Elder God?

Joker: No, can’t say I have!

Shinnok: Let me show you what I’m made of.

Shinnok: On your knees, Joker./On your knees, jester.

Joker: You’ll have to make me!

Shinnok: Oh I will.

Shinnok: You will serve me.

Joker: Oooh…I’m not much of a chef but my bae Harley says I cook a mean steak pie!

Shinnok: Simpleton./Idiot!/You fool.

Shinnok: You will serve me.

Joker: [maniacal laughter]

Shinnok: What did I say that was funny?

Shinnok: What do you want, jester?

Joker: Well, your lovely revenants, for a start.

Shinnok: They belong to me, Joker!

Joker: Here kitty, kitty.

Catwoman: Come any closer clown and I will scratch both your eyes out!

Joker: Ooh, you are a bad, naughty kitty! /Ha ha! As if you even could, my dear! /Ooh, kitty got claws!

Joker: Well if it is not everybody's favorite Gotham cat burglar!

Catwoman: Verus everyone's least psychotic clown.

Joker: Psychotic?! Or dead funny!

Joker: Is Harley in this realm?

Catwoman: You will not ever find out, Joker! /Sorry. That info is classified.

Joker: Oh, you think I won't?! /Oh, I have ways to make you talk, Selina! / Ever heard of truth serum, kitty?

Joker: You will be my new Harley Quinn!

Catwoman: Keep dreaming, clown.

Joker: Don't make me kill you, Harley number two.

Swapped intros

Catwoman: You should be in jail, Joker!

Joker: Are you going to put me there, my dear? /And who going to put me there?! /(evil laughter) Oh! You're very funny.

Catwoman: Damn right I am! /You’re looking right at her, Joker. /You laughed your last breath, clown!

Catwoman: Get lost, jester! / Get lost, Joker!

Joker: Or what, kitty?!

Catwoman: My cat whip goes round your neck.

In MK11, I mean

Wrapping up Baraka's intros! Here's Superman through Wonder Woman! (Feel free to post your own ideas.)

Vs Superman

Baraka: Do you bleed?

Superman: I heard this speech before.

Baraka: Then you understand enough.

Baraka: We meet again.

Superman: My power is still unrivaled.

Baraka: Slaying you will be an honor.

Baraka: Earthrealm is still in Tarkata’s sights.

Superman: But you’ll hurt innocent people.

Baraka: So Tarkata may feast.

Vs Swamp Thing

Baraka: We’ve never met in kombat.

Swamp Thing: Disturb me at your own risk.

Baraka: You underestimate my blades.

Baraka: I’ll cut you down, Swamp Thing.

Swamp Thing: Others have tried before you.

Baraka: I’ll try to surprise you.

Baraka: Do you know what I am?

Swamp Thing: Are you human or beast?

Baraka: I am death, you imp!

Vs The Flash

Baraka: You’re no faster than a Tarkatan.

Flash: I can break the sound barrier.

Baraka: Sounds too good to be true, Allen.

Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.

Flash: You’re ugly, yet… unattractive.

Baraka: I’ll eat you alive!

Baraka: I will not negotiate.

Flash: Relax! I’m on your side.

Baraka: Words. We need deeds.

Vs The Joker (Injustice 2)

Baraka: I despise ghosts.

Joker: Here to haunt your every dreams.

Baraka: Return to the Ten Hells!

Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.

Joker: Ohhhh, I’ll put that in my resume.

Baraka: Shut up and die, clown!

Baraka: What are you supposed to be?

Joker: I’m like an earworm you just can’t shake.

Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.

Vs Wonder Woman

Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean.

Wonder Woman: A beast like you doesn’t scare me.

Baraka: I can change that.

Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm.

Wonder Woman: You face the Goddess of War.

Baraka: Then my prayers are answered.

Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.

Wonder Woman: The gods won’t allow it.

Baraka: They do not speak for Tarkata.

Next up: Batman!

Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Gorilla Grodd through Harley Quinn. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)

Vs Gorilla Grodd

Baraka: I’ll flay you for Kotal.

Grodd: Your arrogance is unbearable.

Baraka: You underestimate my blades.

Baraka: My people are skeptical.

Grodd: How bad can it be?

Baraka: Words. We need deeds.

Baraka: You are alone, Grodd.

Grodd: I am king of the jungle.

Baraka: Not of Tarkatans.

Vs Green Arrow

Baraka: Nay aka ratakka tahar kombat.

Arrow: Excuse me?

Baraka: Shut up and die.

Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.

Arrow: I’ll take that as a compliment.

Baraka: I shall feast on your flesh.

Baraka: I despise ghosts.

Arrow: No, I don’t think I’m a ghost.

Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.

Vs Green Lantern

Baraka: We are at war, human.

Lantern: Green Lantern stands his ground.

Baraka: This time, Raiden won’t save you.

Baraka: I’ll have your ring.

Lantern: It doesn’t leave my hand.

Baraka: I plan to wear it.

Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.

Lantern: Why, Baraka? Looking for trouble?

Baraka: So Tarkata may feast.

Vs Harley Quinn

Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.

Harley: I ain’t no Joker!

Baraka: Now who ignores her past?

Baraka: I will not negotiate.

Harley: How about slaps and giggles at ten paces?

Baraka: You will leave empty-handed.

Baraka: You’ve earned Tarkata’s loyalty, Harleen.

Harley: And wow, I’m still standin’

Baraka: It took strength to defy Kotal.