The Joker (MKvsDCU Crossover)
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Joker: (evil chuckles) Lord old ass, I see!
Shinnok: You dare insult me, clown!
The Joker: Careful, you may break a hip.
Joker: Shouldn’t you be in an old folk’s home?
Shinnok: Silence, clown!/Silence, Joker!
Joker: I’ll call the nurses to give you a sponge bath!
Joker: Forget that Oni bald freak. I’ll be your NEW RIGHT HAND MAN!
Shinnok: Replaced my servant Quan Chi with you. Never!
Joker: Oh! We could have made a great team, me and you./Well, I’m more trusting than that bug lady, D’Vorah.
Joker: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Shinnok: I wouldn’t mock a god, fiend.
Joker: Mock you?! Didn’t you get nerfed by the actor's brat blonde pretty daughter!
Joker: Pardon me. Are you grinning?
Shinnok: Because you’re about to bend your knee and serve me gracefully.
Joker: Ha, ha, ha! Oh, you old geezers crack me up, you really do!
Swapped intros
Shinnok: The Joker.
Joker: I’ll be keeping my soul, thank you.
Shinnok: It will mine soon once you are dead.
Shinnok: You can eliminate both Raiden and Fujin?
Joker: And, bring you both their flayed corpses.
Shinnok: Make it happen, Joker.
Shinnok: Have you ever faced an Elder God?
Joker: No, can’t say I have!
Shinnok: Let me show you what I’m made of.
Shinnok: On your knees, Joker./On your knees, jester.
Joker: You’ll have to make me!
Shinnok: Oh I will.
Shinnok: You will serve me.
Joker: Oooh…I’m not much of a chef but my bae Harley says I cook a mean steak pie!
Shinnok: Simpleton./Idiot!/You fool.
Shinnok: You will serve me.
Joker: [maniacal laughter]
Shinnok: What did I say that was funny?
Shinnok: What do you want, jester?
Joker: Well, your lovely revenants, for a start.
Shinnok: They belong to me, Joker!
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Robocop is one of my favorite characters, how awesome he got into the Netherrealm fighting-verse!
By the way, his voice actor Peter Weller also does the voice of Batman in The Dark Knight Returns (animated movie). In the second part of the movie, Batman fights the Joker. I am not 100% sure if Robocop has any hidden references when fighting Joker cause of this little detail.
https://mortalkombat.fandom.com/wiki/RoboCop
Joker: Here kitty, kitty.
Catwoman: Come any closer clown and I will scratch both your eyes out!
Joker: Ooh, you are a bad, naughty kitty! /Ha ha! As if you even could, my dear! /Ooh, kitty got claws!
Joker: Well if it is not everybody's favorite Gotham cat burglar!
Catwoman: Verus everyone's least psychotic clown.
Joker: Psychotic?! Or dead funny!
Joker: Is Harley in this realm?
Catwoman: You will not ever find out, Joker! /Sorry. That info is classified.
Joker: Oh, you think I won't?! /Oh, I have ways to make you talk, Selina! / Ever heard of truth serum, kitty?
Joker: You will be my new Harley Quinn!
Catwoman: Keep dreaming, clown.
Joker: Don't make me kill you, Harley number two.
Swapped intros
Catwoman: You should be in jail, Joker!
Joker: Are you going to put me there, my dear? /And who going to put me there?! /(evil laughter) Oh! You're very funny.
Catwoman: Damn right I am! /You’re looking right at her, Joker. /You laughed your last breath, clown!
Catwoman: Get lost, jester! / Get lost, Joker!
Joker: Or what, kitty?!
Catwoman: My cat whip goes round your neck.
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Wrapping up Baraka's intros! Here's Superman through Wonder Woman! (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Superman
Baraka: Do you bleed?
Superman: I heard this speech before.
Baraka: Then you understand enough.
Baraka: We meet again.
Superman: My power is still unrivaled.
Baraka: Slaying you will be an honor.
Baraka: Earthrealm is still in Tarkata’s sights.
Superman: But you’ll hurt innocent people.
Baraka: So Tarkata may feast.
Vs Swamp Thing
Baraka: We’ve never met in kombat.
Swamp Thing: Disturb me at your own risk.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.
Baraka: I’ll cut you down, Swamp Thing.
Swamp Thing: Others have tried before you.
Baraka: I’ll try to surprise you.
Baraka: Do you know what I am?
Swamp Thing: Are you human or beast?
Baraka: I am death, you imp!
Vs The Flash
Baraka: You’re no faster than a Tarkatan.
Flash: I can break the sound barrier.
Baraka: Sounds too good to be true, Allen.
Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.
Flash: You’re ugly, yet… unattractive.
Baraka: I’ll eat you alive!
Baraka: I will not negotiate.
Flash: Relax! I’m on your side.
Baraka: Words. We need deeds.
Vs The Joker (Injustice 2)
Baraka: I despise ghosts.
Joker: Here to haunt your every dreams.
Baraka: Return to the Ten Hells!
Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.
Joker: Ohhhh, I’ll put that in my resume.
Baraka: Shut up and die, clown!
Baraka: What are you supposed to be?
Joker: I’m like an earworm you just can’t shake.
Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.
Vs Wonder Woman
Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean.
Wonder Woman: A beast like you doesn’t scare me.
Baraka: I can change that.
Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm.
Wonder Woman: You face the Goddess of War.
Baraka: Then my prayers are answered.
Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.
Wonder Woman: The gods won’t allow it.
Baraka: They do not speak for Tarkata.
Next up: Batman!
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Gorilla Grodd through Harley Quinn. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Gorilla Grodd
Baraka: I’ll flay you for Kotal.
Grodd: Your arrogance is unbearable.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.
Baraka: My people are skeptical.
Grodd: How bad can it be?
Baraka: Words. We need deeds.
Baraka: You are alone, Grodd.
Grodd: I am king of the jungle.
Baraka: Not of Tarkatans.
Vs Green Arrow
Baraka: Nay aka ratakka tahar kombat.
Arrow: Excuse me?
Baraka: Shut up and die.
Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.
Arrow: I’ll take that as a compliment.
Baraka: I shall feast on your flesh.
Baraka: I despise ghosts.
Arrow: No, I don’t think I’m a ghost.
Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.
Vs Green Lantern
Baraka: We are at war, human.
Lantern: Green Lantern stands his ground.
Baraka: This time, Raiden won’t save you.
Baraka: I’ll have your ring.
Lantern: It doesn’t leave my hand.
Baraka: I plan to wear it.
Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.
Lantern: Why, Baraka? Looking for trouble?
Baraka: So Tarkata may feast.
Vs Harley Quinn
Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.
Harley: I ain’t no Joker!
Baraka: Now who ignores her past?
Baraka: I will not negotiate.
Harley: How about slaps and giggles at ten paces?
Baraka: You will leave empty-handed.
Baraka: You’ve earned Tarkata’s loyalty, Harleen.
Harley: And wow, I’m still standin’
Baraka: It took strength to defy Kotal.