Negan: Afraid, superhero?
Omni-Man: Afraid of a fool with a bat? Hardly.
Negan: Lucille has been itching for this fight.
Omni-Man: This is a fight you won’t win, Negan.
Negan: You remind me of my right-hand man, Simon.
Omni-Man: Who the fuck is Simon?/Really, how so?
Negan: Oh, great! Another fucking caped Kryptonian!
Omni-Man: I am a Viltrumite, not a Kryptonian, you cocky two-faced prick!
Negan: Y’know, we could just talk this out.
Omni-Man: (laughs) What’s the point?
Negan: Are we pissing out pants yet?
Omni-Man: You will be very shortly after I’m done with you.
Negan: See this? This is “Lucille” and she is aweso - -
Omni-Man: I’ll snap your bat in half. I don’t fear it, pal.
Negan: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch --
Omni-Man: Shut the fuck up! I don’t have time for your games.
Negan: Well damn, look who flew in. You got that whole ‘dad with a god
complex’ vibe goin’ on.
Omni-Man: You’re just a man with a bat and a mouth. I’ve crushed planets for less.
Negan: You ever bash a guy’s skull in so hard his thoughts leak out? Real bonding moment.
Omni-Man: I’ve ended civilizations. Your brutality is quaint.
Negan: Lucille’s hungry, and I’m feelin’ poetic. Let’s make some bloody art.
Omni-Man: Great idea. I'm about to use your heart & intestines to draw a beautiful canvas on my wall.
Negan: Keep talkin’, Superman knockoff. I love a good warm-up.
Omni-Man: Let’s see if you can take me on without that bat of yours, tough guy!
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Omni-Man: You command fear. I respect that. But you’re still human.
Negan: Funny. I was just about to say the same thing—minus the respect part.
Omni-Man: I’ll crush your whole head to mush like I did Red Rush.
Negan: Who the fuck is Red Rush?!
Omni-Man: You should’ve done more to protect your first wife, Lucille.
Negan: Speak her name again, and you're a dead man!/Who the hell are you to judge me?!
Omni-Man: I’ll bring your head to The Dama.
Negan: (chuckles) Yeah, good luck with that.