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Continuing Batman's intros. Here's Kabal through Kollector. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Kabal
Batman: You’re supposed to be dead.
Kabal: Got your timelines twisted, bud.
Batman: I can’t let you stop me.
Batman: It’s Iron Heights for you, Kabal.
Kabal: You’ll never catch me, Wayne.
Batman: We’re about to find out.
Batman: Come quietly, you won’t get hurt.
Kabal: No chance, Bats.
Batman: You're going to wish you had.
Vs Kano
Batman: How did you get loose?
Kano: Magician can't reveal his secrets.
Batman: You'll answer to me!
Batman: I know what you did to Selina.
Kano: Wot? Who've you been gossiping with?
Batman: I'm breaking you.
Batman: You belong in Arkham, Kano.
Kano: I'm an entrepreneur, mate!
Batman: The wise ones have limits.
Vs Kitana
Batman: We need to compromise, Kitana.
Kitana: That is for me to decide, Earthrealmer.
Batman: Let me enlighten you.
Batman: Thanks for coming back.
Kitana: Must we again prepare for war?
Batman: That's why we're here.
Batman: You’re supposed to be dead.
Kitana: You won't be the one to do it.
Batman: Not at all what I meant.
Vs Kollector
Batman: You're a Scarecrow-induced illusion?
Kollector: No, but I am eyeing your uniform.
Batman: Not for long.
Batman: I’ll give you something to fear.
Kollector: Humans do not scare Naknadans.
Batman: You're dangerously deluded.
Batman: You'll be wise to give up.
Kollector: I will have Earthrealm's treasures.
Batman: I won't let that happen.
Continuing Batman's intros. Here's Jacqui Briggs through Johnny Cage. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Jacqui Briggs
Batman: Jaime told me you skipped practice.
Jacqui: Can we not do this?
Batman: I need you to take this seriously.
Batman: Jacqueline, there are lines we don’t cross.
Jacqui: I’m army, not police.
Batman: There’s always another way.
Batman: What are you doing, Jaqueline?
Jacqui: I have orders, Batman.
Batman: Should I be concerned?
Vs Jade
Batman: I’m not Kitana’s enemy.
Jade: You’re here to help, not harm?
Batman: Consider this community outreach.
Batman: I can’t forgive the deaths.
Jade: I would rather not count them.
Batman: It makes you dangerous.
Batman: Why should I trust you?
Jade: I have renounced my loyalty to Shao Kahn.
Batman: Prove it to me.
Vs Jax Briggs
Batman: Thanks for coming back.
Jax: You point, I’ll shoot.
Batman: You haven’t heard the whole story.
Batman: Let's see if you've still got it.
Jax: Since 1993.
Batman: That’s a first.
Batman: Your daughter needs to learn self control.
Jax: How you figure that?
Batman: It’s either that or a prison cell.
Vs Johnny Cage
Batman: I don’t have time for this, Cage.
Johnny: Buddy, I put the “bank” in “Bankable Star”.
Batman: I wasn’t talking about money.
Batman: Pretending to be me will cost you.
Johnny: Art imitates life, Bruce.
Batman: Then we're at an impasse.
Batman: Your type all make the same mistake.
Johnny: Thanks, but I'm a natural.
Batman: I’ll be the judge of that.
Continuing Batman's intros. Here's Erron Black through Geras. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Erron Black
Batman: You can’t seem to hit me, Black.
Erron: Hard to kill a man with nothing to lose.
Batman: It helps that I always win.
Batman: You’ll be wise to give up.
Erron: None too subtle with that attitude.
Batman: You’re too reckless.
Batman: I’ll give you something to fear.
Erron: Blindfold me and I’ll still shoot straight.
Batman: Show me.
Vs Frost
Batman: You used to fight honorably.
Frost: I have no regrets.
Batman: Not for long.
Batman: You’re blind to what you’ve become.
Frost: I’m the perfect weapon now.
Batman: It makes you dangerous.
Batman: Sub-Zero didn’t teach you everything.
Frost: I exceed him in every way.
Batman: Loyalty was never your strength.
Vs Fujin
Batman: Why should I trust you?
Fujin: I am sworn to Earthrealm’s safety, Bruce Wayne.
Batman: Prove it to me.
Batman: The Elemental Gods understand that we don’t kill?
Fujin: For the time being, Dark Knight.
Batman: Time to broaden your point of view.
Batman: You returned from the Void.
Fujin: Thankfully, I got my second wind.
Batman: Your attitude’s still intact.
Vs Geras
Batman: You heard of the Phantom Zone?
Geras: I have studied it for millennia.
Batman: Time you were banished forever.
Batman: I know exactly how to beat you.
Geras: Impossible, Bruce Wayne.
Batman: Let me enlighten you.
Batman: How did you get loose?
Geras: I became food for a passing leviathan.
Batman: I can’t let you stop me.
Starting off Batman's intros! Here's Baraka through D'Vorah! (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Baraka
Batman: It’s not too late to walk away.
Baraka: Make me, you hideous skag.
Batman: You’re going to wish you had.
Batman: You’re supposed to be dead.
Baraka: Tarkata now controls its own fate.
Batman: It’s where you go from here that matters.
Batman: Come quietly. You won’t get hurt.
Baraka: We will never give up the old ways.
Batman: Not for long.
Vs Cassie Cage
Batman: Jaime told me you skipped practice.
Cassie: You think I need leadership training?
Batman: I’ll be the judge of that.
Batman: Why should I trust you?
Cassie: I am the daughter of Hollywood royalty.
Batman: That’s a first.
Batman: You need to concentrate, Cassandra.
Cassie: Batman, can you just chill?
Batman: I need you to take this seriously.
Vs Cetrion
Batman: I want answers.
Cetrion: Have faith, Bruce Wayne.
Batman: Like h#ll I will.
Batman: You heard of the Phantom Zone?
Cetrion: Do not even think about it.
Batman: It’s either that or a prison cell.
Batman: Cetrion, you’re on the wrong side.
Cetrion: I obey my mother’s will.
Batman: You’re dangerously deluded.
Vs D’Vorah
Batman: I know exactly how to beat you.
D’Vorah: You are one, The Hive is billions.
Batman: I’m full of surprises.
Batman: Your type all make the same mistake.
D’Vorah: A failure This One corrects today.
Batman: I won’t let that happen.
Batman: You’re a Scarecrow-induced illusion?
D’Vorah: This One is Kytinn!
Batman: We’ll see.
Wrapping up Baraka's intros! Here's Superman through Wonder Woman! (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Superman
Baraka: Do you bleed?
Superman: I heard this speech before.
Baraka: Then you understand enough.
Baraka: We meet again.
Superman: My power is still unrivaled.
Baraka: Slaying you will be an honor.
Baraka: Earthrealm is still in Tarkata’s sights.
Superman: But you’ll hurt innocent people.
Baraka: So Tarkata may feast.
Vs Swamp Thing
Baraka: We’ve never met in kombat.
Swamp Thing: Disturb me at your own risk.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.
Baraka: I’ll cut you down, Swamp Thing.
Swamp Thing: Others have tried before you.
Baraka: I’ll try to surprise you.
Baraka: Do you know what I am?
Swamp Thing: Are you human or beast?
Baraka: I am death, you imp!
Vs The Flash
Baraka: You’re no faster than a Tarkatan.
Flash: I can break the sound barrier.
Baraka: Sounds too good to be true, Allen.
Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.
Flash: You’re ugly, yet… unattractive.
Baraka: I’ll eat you alive!
Baraka: I will not negotiate.
Flash: Relax! I’m on your side.
Baraka: Words. We need deeds.
Vs The Joker (Injustice 2)
Baraka: I despise ghosts.
Joker: Here to haunt your every dreams.
Baraka: Return to the Ten Hells!
Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.
Joker: Ohhhh, I’ll put that in my resume.
Baraka: Shut up and die, clown!
Baraka: What are you supposed to be?
Joker: I’m like an earworm you just can’t shake.
Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.
Vs Wonder Woman
Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean.
Wonder Woman: A beast like you doesn’t scare me.
Baraka: I can change that.
Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm.
Wonder Woman: You face the Goddess of War.
Baraka: Then my prayers are answered.
Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.
Wonder Woman: The gods won’t allow it.
Baraka: They do not speak for Tarkata.
Next up: Batman!
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Scarecrow through Supergirl. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Scarecrow
Baraka: What sorcery is this?
Scarecrow: Welcome to your nightmare.
Baraka: It ends with your death.
Baraka: Shape-shifter.
Scarecrow: My toxin is working on you.
Baraka: We can still fight.
Baraka: I’ll flay you for Kotal.
Scarecrow: Oooh, I’m shaking in my boots.
Baraka: You’ll be served on a platter.
Vs Starfire
Baraka: Why are you here, Starfire?
Starfire: Forget this hateful crusade.
Baraka: War is our way of life.
Baraka: Your meat smells burned.
Starfire: I cannot help the fire. It is part of me.
Baraka: Eh, that passes for edible.
Baraka: YOU defeated Trigon?
Starfire: I will tell the story if you defeat me in battle.
Baraka: As you wish, Tamaranian.
Vs Sub-Zero (Injustice 2)
Baraka: I saw you fight in the Koliseum.
Sub-Zero: I am stronger than you realize.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.
Baraka: The Lin Kuei betray Shao Kahn.
Sub-Zero: The Lin Kuei answers to no one.
Baraka: You will honor Sektor’s promises.
Baraka: You lead your tribe?
Sub-Zero: Of that, there can be no question.
Baraka: Your death will be warning to them.
Vs Supergirl
Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean.
Supergirl: You’ll be lucky to tickle me.
Baraka: Then I’ll dice you to smaller pieces.
Baraka: How did you find us?
Supergirl: For the record, I got here first.
Baraka: You won’t live to report my “crime”.
Baraka: Your kind are vermin, Supergirl.
Supergirl: Kal forgot where he came from.
Baraka: If he attacks Tarkata, you will suffer.
UPDATE
With the new DLC coming soon, there will no doubt be new intros. So before I add intros for Mileena, Rambo, and Rain, I will finish all other intros. With the new DLC character's intros, I will add intros for Injustice 2's premier skins. Remember, don't be afraid to share your own ideas.
(Edited by FuriousFire12)
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Raiden (Injustice 2) through Robin. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Raiden (Injustice 2)
Baraka: I remember our fight at the pier.
Raiden: Cretins like you fall easily.
Baraka: We are done fearing you.
Baraka: Trust will not come easily.
Raiden: Why assume we must be enemies?
Baraka: You are no friend to Tarkata.
Baraka: Outworld will claim Earthrealm.
Raiden: The White Lotus will align against you.
Baraka: Then we must brace for war.
Vs Raphael
Baraka: You’ll be a good practice dummy.
Raphael: Says the dude about to be a punching bag.
Baraka: You will leave empty-handed.
Baraka: Why come to Outworld?
Raphael: Mikey said you make a pretty mean pizza.
Baraka: You can go on the meat cart.
Baraka: You’ve never fought a Tarkatan.
Raphael: Let’s just see who taps first.
Baraka: It ends with your death.
Vs Red Hood
Baraka: I despise ghosts.
Red Hood: I’m a dead man walking.
Baraka: Return to the Ten Hells!
Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean.
Red Hood: Nothing you can do hasn’t been done to me already.
Baraka: I’ll try to surprise you.
Baraka: What are you supposed to be?
Red Hood: This is Hell and I’m the devil.
Baraka: Be gone, demon.
Vs Robin
Baraka: It is a battle of blades.
Robin: I know what it takes to win.
Baraka: But you only have one.
Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.
Robin: Say it again and lose your teeth.
Baraka: These teeth will rend your flesh.
Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.
Robin: The League will have your head.
Baraka: I will kill you all.
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Hellboy through Poison Ivy. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Hellboy
Baraka: Do you know what I am?
Hellboy: I don’t give d##n what you are.
Baraka: I am death, you imp!
Baraka: Why come to Outworld?
Hellboy: Never been sure where I belong.
Baraka: Return to the Ten Hells!
Baraka: There’s soon to be a stabbing.
Hellboy: Yeah, good luck with that.
Baraka: It ends with your death.
Vs Leonardo
Baraka: A ninja against a Tarkatan?
Leonardo: My training will see me through.
Baraka: I’ll try to surprise you.
Baraka: You lead your tribe?
Leonardo: Fight me, you fight all of us.
Baraka: Then my prayers are answered.
Baraka: It is a battle of blades.
Leonardo: It’s nothing a ninja turtle can’t handle.
Baraka: I like this test.
Vs Michelangelo
Baraka: You’ve never fought a Tarkatan.
Michelangelo: You’ll be rage quitting in a heartbeat.
Baraka: I shall feast on your flesh.
Baraka: What did Cage tell you to call me?
Michelangelo: It was super freak, right?
Baraka: I will eat him alive!
Baraka: Why so confident?
Michelangelo: Splinter’s trained us since we were hatchlings.
Baraka: Tarkatans are born warriors.
Vs Poison Ivy
Baraka: I’ll cut you down, Ivy.
Ivy: My blood’s a seething mass of poison.
Baraka: Then we should both be careful.
Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm.
Ivy: The plants are mad at you.
Baraka: I need no reminder.
Baraka: What are you supposed to be?
Ivy: I am the Green’s chosen warrior.
Baraka: Slaying you will be an honor.
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Gorilla Grodd through Harley Quinn. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Gorilla Grodd
Baraka: I’ll flay you for Kotal.
Grodd: Your arrogance is unbearable.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.
Baraka: My people are skeptical.
Grodd: How bad can it be?
Baraka: Words. We need deeds.
Baraka: You are alone, Grodd.
Grodd: I am king of the jungle.
Baraka: Not of Tarkatans.
Vs Green Arrow
Baraka: Nay aka ratakka tahar kombat.
Arrow: Excuse me?
Baraka: Shut up and die.
Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.
Arrow: I’ll take that as a compliment.
Baraka: I shall feast on your flesh.
Baraka: I despise ghosts.
Arrow: No, I don’t think I’m a ghost.
Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.
Vs Green Lantern
Baraka: We are at war, human.
Lantern: Green Lantern stands his ground.
Baraka: This time, Raiden won’t save you.
Baraka: I’ll have your ring.
Lantern: It doesn’t leave my hand.
Baraka: I plan to wear it.
Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.
Lantern: Why, Baraka? Looking for trouble?
Baraka: So Tarkata may feast.
Vs Harley Quinn
Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.
Harley: I ain’t no Joker!
Baraka: Now who ignores her past?
Baraka: I will not negotiate.
Harley: How about slaps and giggles at ten paces?
Baraka: You will leave empty-handed.
Baraka: You’ve earned Tarkata’s loyalty, Harleen.
Harley: And wow, I’m still standin’
Baraka: It took strength to defy Kotal.
(Edited by FuriousFire12)
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Doctor Fate through Firestorm. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Doctor Fate
Baraka: Speak plainly, Fate.
Fate: Our quarrel is yet to come.
Baraka: We can still fight now.
Baraka: You are not welcome in Outworld, Fate.
Fate: It is the will of Nabu.
Baraka: Nabu does not speak for Tarkata.
Baraka: I’ll have your brain and heart.
Fate: You will fail, Baraka.
Baraka: I’ll try to surprise you.
Vs Donatello
Baraka: A ninja against a Tarkatan?
Donatello: Dude, I won’t even need gadgets.
Baraka: Ha! Then you fight unarmed.
Baraka: Have you been impaled?
Donatello: Haven’t studied turtles, have you?
Baraka: I will kill you all.
Baraka: You move like Reptile.
Donatello: It’s mostly hard work and book smarts.
Baraka: Tarkatans are born warriors.
Vs Enchantress
Baraka: What in the Ten Hells are you?
Enchantress: I’m the monster that lurks under your bed.
Baraka: Be gone, demon.
Baraka: What shaman summoned you?
Enchantress: I prefer to freelance.
Baraka: Return to the Ten Hells!
Baraka: Shape-shifter.
Enchantress: Watch your tongue, mortal!
Baraka: You’ll be served on a platter.
Vs Firestorm
Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.
Firestorm: Just shut up and fight!
Baraka: As you wish, human.
Baraka: Your meat smells burned.
Firestorm: Afraid you’ll get burned?
Baraka: You won’t say much without a tongue!
Baraka: We’ve never met in kombat.
Firestorm: I’m ready to fight with fire.
Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Cheetah through Deadshot. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Cheetah
Baraka: Your skin will make fine leather.
Cheetah: Only if you kill me.
Baraka: I’ll enjoy wearing you.
Baraka: You challenge me for the tribe?
Cheetah: You’re not up to this hunt.
Baraka: You’re no Tarkatan.
Baraka: So Shao Kahn’s replaced me.
Cheetah: As long as it suits me.
Baraka: I shall feast on your flesh.
Vs Cyborg
Baraka: What in the Ten Hells are you?
Cyborg: I’m a Cyborg. Hence the name.
Baraka: Ha! You’ll soon be a scrap heap.
Baraka: You’ll be a good practice dummy.
Cyborg: My armor’s a lot stronger than steel.
Baraka: Ha! A delusional machine!
Baraka: What happened to your eye?
Cyborg: It’s the man that should worry you.
Baraka: I’ll take the other.
Vs Darkseid
Baraka: Tarkata demands respect, Darkseid.
Darkseid: It will bend to Darkseid’s will.
Baraka: We are done fearing you.
Baraka: Your meat smells burned.
Darkseid: From the fiery depth of Apokolips.
Baraka: Eh, that passes for edible.
Baraka: What are you supposed to be?
Darkseid: I am the god of gods!
Baraka: Slaying you will be an honor.
Vs Deadshot
Baraka: How is Shao Kahn not dead?
Deadshot: A job’s a job.
Baraka: I will eat you alive!
Baraka: I’ll flay you for Kotal.
Deadshot: Take your shot. Make it count.
Baraka: As you wish, human.
Baraka: Why so confident?
Deadshot: I never miss.
Baraka: Sounds too good to be true, Lawton.
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Blue Beetle through Catwoman. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Blue Beetle
Baraka: Your kind are vermin, Beetle.
Beetle: I don’t work for the Reach.
Baraka: It’s enough that you appear Kytinn.
Baraka: There’s soon to be a stabbing.
Beetle: You’ll break those blades.
Baraka: Then we should both be careful.
Baraka: You’ve never fought a Tarkatan.
Beetle: It’s nothing the suit can’t handle.
Baraka: I plan to wear it.
Vs Brainiac
Baraka: You’ll keep your promises, Brainiac.
Brainiac: Then you serve your new master.
Baraka: We are allies, not servants.
Baraka: Nay aka ratakka tahar kombat.
Brainiac: Your primitive mind fails you.
Baraka: I am death, you imp!
Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean.
Brainiac: You have no hope of victory.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.
Vs Captain Cold
Baraka: I hate cold things.
Captain Cold: Hate is cold. Hell is colder.
Baraka: On that, we agree.
Baraka: Say your prayers, captain!
Captain Cold: When did I get on your bad side?
Baraka: You are meat, Snart.
Baraka: You’re no faster than a Tarkatan.
Captain Cold: This gun can stop the Flash.
Baraka: Sounds too good to be true.
Vs Catwoman
Baraka: No one trusts you, Selina.
Catwoman: Everyone deserves a second chance.
Baraka: I need no reminder.
Baraka: My people are skeptical.
Catwoman: Yeah. I get that a lot.
Baraka: Betray us, and you will suffer.
Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm.
Catwoman: Please. Keep it professional.
Baraka: As you wish, human.
Continuing Baraka's intros. Here's Batman through Black Manta. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Batman
Baraka: How did you find us?
Batman: It was only a matter of time.
Baraka: You won’t live to report my “crime.”
Baraka: I will not negotiate.
Batman: Trust is earned, Baraka.
Baraka: I must kill you to achieve it!
Baraka: What are you supposed to be?
Batman: What part of “Dark Knight” don’t you get?
Baraka: We are done fearing you.
Vs Black Adam
Baraka: You are alone, Adam.
Adam: You fight six gods, not one man.
Baraka: I will kill you all.
Baraka: Have you been impaled?
Adam: My bones cannot be broken.
Baraka: Eh, that passes for edible.
Baraka: We’ve never met in kombat.
Adam: On you, such power would be wasted.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.
Vs Black Canary
Baraka: You’ve never fought a Tarkatan.
Canary: Wait till you hear me close-up.
Baraka: These teeth will rend your flesh.
Baraka: We are at war, human!
Canary: You wanna be crippled for life?
Baraka: You will die first.
Baraka: You lead your tribe?
Canary: D#mn right I do.
Baraka: Your death will be warning to them.
Vs Black Manta
Baraka: It is a battle of blades.
Manta: One cut to the right vein is all I need.
Baraka: I shall feast on your flesh.
Baraka: You’ll be a good practice dummy.
Manta: Finally, a new rug.
Baraka: You will leave empty-handed.
Baraka: No one trusts you, Manta.
Manta: That makes two of us.
Baraka: Shut up and die!
Starting off Baraka's intros! Here's Aquaman through Bane! (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Aquaman
Baraka: There’s soon to be a stabbing.
Aquaman: Should I be intimidated?
Baraka: You’ll make a good snack.
Baraka: Earthrealm is still in Tarkata’s sights.
Aquaman: Next time, try diplomacy.
Baraka: War is our way of life.
Baraka: We’ve both drawn Kotal’s ire.
Aquaman: I remember the events differently.
Baraka: Now who ignores his past?
Vs Atom
Baraka: Why come to Outworld?
Atom: I’m here in the name of science.
Baraka: First prove yourself in kombat.
Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.
Atom: Everyone underestimates the little guy.
Baraka: On that, we agree.
Baraka: I have a place for you.
Atom: Not sure I’ll like this experiment.
Baraka: You can go on the meat cart.
Vs Atrocitus
Baraka: What in the Ten Hells are you?
Atrocitus: I am wrath incarnate!
Baraka: Be gone, demon.
Baraka: Why are you here, Atrocitus?
Atrocitus: To give you a red ring, Baraka.
Baraka: You’ll be served on a platter.
Baraka: Blood magic’s worth nothing.
Atrocitus: You are nothing to a red lantern.
Baraka: I’ll try to surprise you.
Vs Bane
Baraka: Where are your weapons?
Bane: I need no weapons, criatura.
Baraka: Ha! Then you fight unarmed!
Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean.
Bane: Victory is forged of strength and skill.
Baraka: Tarkatans are born warriors.
Baraka: Why so confident?
Bane: I am as strong as Hercules.
Baraka: Your head will be Shao Kahn’s trophy!
(Edited by FuriousFire12)
Wrapping up Bane's intros! Here's The Joker (MK11) and The Terminator! (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs The Joker (MK11)
Bane: The Joker?!
Joker: Aww, back of your head still hurting?
Bane: Silence, clown!
Bane: The Bat is mine.
Joker: Worried that I’ll steal the show?
Bane: Not once I’ve killed you.
Bane: Superman ripped out your heart.
Joker: Cheating death is easy, once you hold all the cards.
Bane: I will make it true.
Vs The Terminator
Bane: I can break you with one hand.
T-800: That statement is unsupported.
Bane: Everything can be broken.
Bane: My army needs your skills.
T-800: I’m a Terminator, not a mercenary.
Bane: You will learn your place!
Bane: Your effort is wasted, máquina.
T-800: My mission is incomplete.
Bane: I had thought you were smarter.
Next up is Baraka!
Continuing Bane's intros. Here's Skarlet through Sub-Zero (MK11). (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Skarlet
Bane: You could help me tame Gotham.
Skarlet: I’ll never betray Shao Kahn.
Bane: I offer only the pleasure of the kill.
Bane: I will hurt you, niña.
Skarlet: Shao Kahn trusts me to finish the job.
Bane: Now who plays the fool?
Bane: Looking for your parents, little girl?
Skarlet: I am an orphan, Bane.
Bane: Time for you to join them.
Vs Sonya
Bane: If only your daughter were here...
Sonya: Stay away from her, you sonofab#tch.
Bane: To watch you die!
Bane: You would’ve done well in Peña Duro.
Sonya: What’s that supposed to mean?
Bane: You would’ve whipped them into submission.
Bane: Out of my way here, pajo.
Sonya: No one here to see you lose?
Bane: Do not test me woman.
Vs Spawn
Bane: I thought you supported the Regime.
Spawn: Here to shut that sh#t down.
Bane: It is unwise to become my enemy.
Bane: Still conning the Bat with your hero act?
Spawn: The h#ll do you know about that?
Bane: Whatever he pays is too much.
Bane: Your body will snap like a twig.
Spawn: Vigilantes get you all worked up?
Bane: Ask Batman about my hate.
Vs Sub-Zero (MK11)
Bane: A lonely pretender.
Sub-Zero: Cold is my birthright.
Bane: Venom’s a means to an end.
Bane: What is this power you have?
Sub-Zero: Care to see a demonstration?
Bane: I appreciate the challenge.
Bane: My army needs your skill.
Sub-Zero: And stain my clan with dishonor?
Bane: I had thought you were smarter.
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Continuing Bane's intros. Here's Shang Tsung through Sindel. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Shang Tsung
Bane: What is this power you have?
Shang: Such spells are beyond your ken.
Bane: I will master the world.
Bane: I have studied your weaknesses.
Shang: I sense this is not an amicable visit.
Bane: Two minutes with you will not test me.
Bane: Still conning the Thunder God with your hero act?
Shang: As if I would ally with Raiden.
Bane: For your sake, I hope not.
Vs Shao Kahn
Bane: A worthy test of strength.
Shao Kahn: I’ll make this quick, Earthrealmer.
Bane: I will throw you from the cliffs of Point Tiburon.
Bane: Let us crack that helmet.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Bane: I appreciate the challenge.
Bane: You never accepted me as an equal.
Shao Kahn: You’ll get the back of my hand.
Bane: It is unwise to become my enemy.
Vs Sheeva:
Bane: I offend you, Your Highness?
Sheeva: You have beaten Kintaro and Goro.
Bane: Time for you to join them.
Bane: I envy your strength.
Sheeva: Then give me a worthy challenge.
Bane: I will cripple you, gurrera.
Bane: Your face looks fragile.
Sheeva: So say many men to the Queen.
Bane: I will make it true.
Vs Sindel
Bane: Sing for me, little bird.
Sindel: I can break you with a scream.
Bane: I will provide the beat!
Bane: The blood of kings runs through me!
Sindel: You will address me as Empress.
Bane: You will learn your place!
Bane: I spent ten years confined alone.
Sindel: And I'll make sure you do so again.
Bane: Your existence will now end!
Continuing Bane's intros. Here's Noob Saibot through Scorpion. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Noob Saibot
Bane: Your body will snap like a twig.
Noob: I like my chances, Bane.
Bane: I had thought you were smarter.
Bane: Dead man.
Noob: What is dead cannot die.
Bane: Everything can be broken.
Bane: You never accepted me as an equal.
Noob: I expect incompetence.
Bane: Your existence will now end!
Vs Raiden (MK11)
Bane: A worthy test of strength.
Raiden: Only a fool is so confident of victory.
Bane: Even a god can be broken.
Bane: I will break you, Thunder God.
Raiden: Do your worst, Bane.
Bane: I appreciate the challenge.
Bane: Still I remain uncaptured.
Raiden: Your petty crimes are usually beneath notice.
Bane: How else was I to lure you?
Vs RoboCop
Bane: Let us crack that helmet.
RoboCop: You may not like what you are going to see.
Bane: For your sake, I hope not.
Bane: I have known no home, but Peña Duro.
RoboCop: Meaning what, Bane?
Bane: It is there I learned to kill.
Bane: My army needs your skills.
RoboCop: That will not happen, Bane.
Bane: It is unwise to become my enemy.
Vs Scorpion
Bane: I gather we are again enemies.
Scorpion: I will not be Kronika’s slave.
Bane: Goodbye, tiny man.
Bane: I could do much with your hellfire.
Scorpion: The better to burn you with, Bane.
Bane: It will help me burn Gotham.
Bane: The Bat beat you, Scorpion.
Scorpion: It is good to be myself once more.
Bane: I broke the Bat. Por la tanto, I can break you.
Continuing Bane's intros. Here's Kotal Kahn through Nightwolf. (Feel free to post your own ideas.)
Vs Kotal Kahn
Bane: I envy your strength.
Kotal: Jealous, Bane?
Bane: Not once I’ve killed you.
Bane: Let us see if prison has toughened you.
Kotal: From my cell in Shang Tsung’s Flesh Pits?
Bane: Violence will reveal your true nature.
Bane: A lonely pretender.
Kotal: Mileena’s madness endangered Outworld.
Bane: It made her a leader to be feared.
Vs Kung Lao
Bane: Your challenge surprised me, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: You question my great experience?
Bane: Two minutes with you will not test me.
Bane: I will rip the hat from you.
Kung Lao: Not a chance, it is my favorite!
Bane: Then I will tear your head off with it!
Bane: Do not trifle with me.
Kung Lao: Can you win, without your Venom?
Bane: I need only strength.
Vs Liu Kang
Bane: A worthy test of strength.
Liu Kang: Looking for kombat, Bane?
Bane: I broke the Bat. Por la tanto, I can break you.
Bane: What is this power you have?
Liu Kang: Not afraid of getting burned?
Bane: I appreciate the challenge.
Bane: You would benefit from the Cavidad Obscuro.
Liu Kang: I, uh, don’t know what you mean.
Bane: It is a crucible that tests men’s souls.
Vs Nightwolf
Bane: I spent ten years confined alone.
Nightwolf: What you’ve become is unnatural.
Bane: Prison forged me into a god among men.
Bane: You could help me tame Gotham.
Nightwolf: My power isn’t for conquest, Bane.
Bane: I had thought you were smarter.
Bane: My army needs your skills.
Nightwolf: A pleasure I don’t need to have.
Bane: You will learn your place!