Thread:CaptainMcDerp/@comment-6554265-20150708011537

Gah, excuse me, there's a lot of mucus building up in my throat. Anyways, CaptainMcDerp. You the man. And you didn't hear it from me, but....this-this-this this fiend, this elephant fister is talkin smack about you! Can you believe that! He goes under the gangster alias "Voodoo", and I could hook you up with his Steam account so you can teach this punk a lesson or two. http://steamcommunity.com/id/SpookyVoodoo/ Here it is. Keep it secret, he'll kill my family if he found out I was giving you this valuable information. This sperg burgler said Five Night's at Freddy's is for "children" and has "zero spooks". Zero spooks! I can't believe it! I mean, I think we can all agree FNAF has at least four spooks. But zero! Next this psychopath dissed oysters! I've never had oysters but they're probably good. I'm more of a Mexican-food guy myself. And just when you think Voodoo couldn't get even more criminal, he insulted buffaloes! BUFFALOES! As a buffalokin myself, I am utterly disgusted by this hate-crime. And just to serve as icing on the wicked cake of the Satan gang, he said he's never seen Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and said tar tar sauce tasted good! I don't know about you, but the only tard here is him, am I right? Ha haaa. So yeah, thank me later for snitching on Voodoo and his hate speech. 