Thread:Uni Oken/@comment-809585-20131220100242/@comment-24309079-20131220192215

And what you call 'a minor decision'... try to understand me. One man's 'MINOR decision' is another man's 'somewhat important thing'. Here are the facts:

- I'm very fond of hidden playable characters;

- I'm very very fond of Finishing Moves of all sorts, for whatever characters;

- I'm for 20 years dreamed of playing as 'full-fledged Goro with ALL appropriate Finishers'; *blush*

- same dreams (about other bosses) always haunted me since I saw Kintaro, Motaro and Shao Kahn in the respective old classic 2-D games;

- I have very annoying and hard job, so the video games (especially fighting games) are my 'sun ray in dark realm', луч света в тёмном царстве;

- I'm very fond of full, precise and easy accessible (!) movelists;

- low-quality and/or incomplete movelists really piss me off, especially when they are, to make it worse, hard-to-find;

- such problems with movelists I had during all my LONG gaming experience (about 30 years!);

- and I attain a copy of MKKE for PC, a friend gives it to me as a gift for my birthday!

- and I see BOSSES there!!! О____О Goro. Kintaro, Shao!

- and I think initially that they're some official super-secret DLC's or official special unlocked kontent...

- their moves. except Finishers, *are* listed in in-game movelists (however, one Kintaro's move is missing O__O );

- so I was tricked into think that all three big lugs are officially playable, just like Skarlet-Freddy-Kenshi-Rain, and also. I was tricked into think that all three gorillas 'don't have Finishers at all' (similar to Goro in MK1, Kintaro and the emperor in MKII etc.)

- and that friggin' sneak of my pal, fellow old gamer and vendor of videogames, comes visiting me... starts playing with me on the Versus... and, grinning malevolently, does Goro's Babality on my Ermac!!!!! I was stunned IRL;

- and he confessed: he hacked the game and simply unlocked all three bosses, they ARE in the game itself with ALL moves, including full sets of undocumented Finishers, complete with cbutton sequences intended for MANUAL input; but all three bosses are permanently locked and can't be officially (with no hacking methods) unlocked for some obscure reason!!!

- but Sergey didn't want to give me the Finishers' lists, saying simply 'You already have Internet (about time!), so find it by yourself hahahaha!..'

- and I had an EXTREMELY hard time to find the button sequences!! I found out that webpeople really thought Kintaro hasn't Babality manual code at all, so Kintaro's Babality would be accessible by the CPU alone (which proved wrong *sigh of relief*);

- so I thought just like Smoke: The game has all that inside, added by Netherrealm Team, just locked for some inexplicable reason!! why don't I make my favorite not-so-long-ago-found Wiki cover these movelists, as it's NOT mod-added content?????

And you, Riley, come and brutally undo my edits...

NB: russian Bosses, in State offices and in private business offices, are usually very arbitrary, tyrannic, often incompetent but very pressing in the same time, seldom agreeing with one another, but their inferiors always pay (and are always blamed) for BOSSES' misunderstandings, and 'the boss is always right', which pisses off many Russian people, including me. *My* bosses are just such bastards. Figure my grief and disappointment where I saw an internet 'boss' (=you) coming and undoing my newfound additions! ((((

And here comes Smoke, he permits me just that thing you was banning... Figure my joy! I kinda lost concentration ((( It was really shame, and it was somewhat unappropriate for my age, education and status (((  It was some sort of euphoria :(  I started not to explicitly BRAG, but to TEASE you a little. Some sort of 'small vengeance to a BOSS, for tyrannic acts of all that bosses in my life'.

I admit it was bad. I promise to never repeat such behaviour.

If such reaction of mine is still seen by you as an example of 'immaturity'... so le it be, feel free thinking just what you want to think.

But I still think I'm not supposed to be SHOT for what I'm done :)

(in russian: ну не расстрелять же меня за это)