Thread:HollowIchigo58/@comment-6554265-20150708020940

Y'know that Super Sub Zero guy? Don't fall into the spider's web, he ain't super, not one bit. Mario, now HE is super. Due to Sub Zero's slanderous pseudonym, us round-eyed decided to nickname him Pudge. Sit on my throbbing cock, boy, let ol Uncle Arsonist tell ya a trench tale. Back in 2015, Daryl was Pudge's idol. His role model. So to impress the skeptical god, ol' Pudge tried to look badass by making a fight video with his friends. Here it is: https://i.4cdn.org/v/1436149747880.webm

Look at ol' Pudgerino there, HA HAAA. This was the first time the MK wiki saw Sub-Zero, and we had no idea he was so meaty. So we nicknamed his Pudge and the rest is history. Wooh, boy, you're stranglin' my cock there with your mighty buttocks, settle down little one. Ol' Uncle Fuckstick needs to go take a shit. Don't watch, ha ha. Fucking coprophile.


 * farts*

Whoah, 'cuse me! Uncle Duncle's gas problems are acting up again.


 * ffaaarrts*

Woo, god damn! I need to-


 * fffPPHFFFFFART*

WOO MAMA! I'm stuffing my pants over here.


 * PPPPPPHHFFFAAAAAAARRRT*

Jesus Christ, that's not normal.


 * PPHFFEEERRTT*

OH GOD, ICHIGO, CALL AN AMBULANCE.


 * PPPHFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T FUCKING STOP, OH MY GOD


 * toot*

IT'S LIKE A FUCKING DEMON POSSESSED MY RECTUM, SAVE YOURSELF, ICHIGO! FORGOT ABOUT OL GRUNKLE STAN!


 * tooty toot*

ICHIGO! I'M SORRY I WASN'T THERE WHEN YOUR MOM DIED! I SHOULD'VE PROTECTED YOU! COMFORTED YOU! I'M SO SORRY!


 * toot scoot*

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, ICHIGO! TAKE CARE OF BILLY FOR ME!

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Oh hey, it stopped. Just kidding, I purposely abandoned you when your mom died, lol. Speaking of dead mothers, the user SpookyVoodoo's smack-talking spree continues and he just called you a turd gurgler. Teach him a lesson, blah blah, list of condiments, blah blah, I shape dead orphan smegma into swiss cheese slices and put them on my sandwiches, blah blah. 