Thread:JohnsThrone/@comment-809585-20150314205224/@comment-7297858-20150314234509

Fuck you and your candy ass problems. You think you got it hard? You don't know half the shit I've been through. I fucking live with my pedo ass grandfather in a toy store thats always on the verge of going out of business, don't even know who my parents are. I'm in high school but I look like a fucking elementary school student because of a pitutary problem. My only friends are the two assholes who bully me and I've got this thirty something year old fortune 500 guy constantly up my ass.

I have this smokin hot gril with tits bigger than her head, but she only sees me as a friend and is constantly yammering on about friendship this, and friendship that, cock teasing bitch.

And that ain't even the worse part. I've got a schizophrenic second personality and some weird ass bone condition that makes me grow taller whenever he takes over. I black out and grow like a foot taller. You know painful that is? To have no control over your fucking body? You got it easy you ten year old fag.

But at least I'm the king of games while you'll never be a pokemon master.