User blog:ElectricMayhem/LOLCat: Special Forces



It was a week after my first job. That Trashcat better watch his mouth next time.

Officer Kittynip: Catz! Get yer butt over here!

I'm Katz Briggs. Special forces.

Katz: Yes, sir... er.... kitten!

Officer: Shut up, Katz! I want you and your crew to investigate a prison riot... thats happening as we speak.

My reaction? This:



Officer: YOU CANT HAS MISSION...

Me: Lolwut? You iz kiddin me, right?

Officer: YOU CANT LET ME FINISH SENTENCE?

Me: ....sorry, boss.

Officer: Aye Caramba! Not yet, moron!

Me; Oh, me iz sorry.

Officer: We're DONE talking like that!

Me: 0_0

Officer: You need training!

Me: But didn't you see how I pummeled that Trashcat?! I can skip it!

Officer: Fine. But its dangerous to go alone!

Me: You gives me stuff?!?!

Officer: Yes. I gives you stuff. Here:



Me: Uuuh... what is that... thingy?

Officer: It a partner!

Partner: XD! XD! XD!

My reaction:



Officer: yeah, srsly!

Me: He goin' ta cramp meh style!

Officer:What style?

Partner:XD!

Me:Fine, dude, I'll take it with meh. Happeh naow?

Officer:Sure. One question, though...

Me:What?

Partner:XD?

Officer:You's can promise to come back alive?!

Me:What evs.

Partner:XD.

And so the epic journey began!

You only reads prologue

you need reads rest of it

so reads EM 's next one

it be cooler

NEXT TIME

LOLCat: Special Forces teh jurneh beginz