Thread:CrashBash/@comment-6554265-20150613050545

CrashBash.

Do you have time to learn about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

No. You don't. 'Cause you're too busy doin' your fancy dancy "volunteer work", if you lived in my area I would dump my garbage in the street and laugh as I watch you clean it up.

I kid, I kid. However, CrashBash sir, I know your secret. I know the only reason you do this volunteer work is as a hopeless repay of your dark, deeply repressed past crimes. Yet deep down, you know stabbing an empty soda can like a deranged psycho will never make up for your sins. Oh yes, yes yes. I know where you come from. What you've done. What you regret.

First of all, darling, that fashion sense is, woof, criminal! I mean, flannel and khakis? Flannel is for fuckin' sweaty lumberjacks that fuck buffaloes and get drunk off maple-syrup. And khakis are for otherkin scum like Tremor. Seriously, that dude hates jeans and shit but wears khakis 24/7, even in his sleep. He only sheds from them when he's about to furry roleplay or go one-on-one MAN FIGHTING. Speaking of Tremor fighting, have you heard about that upcoming duke-out between him and Agent? That Agent guy sure is a character. Has a crush on Xperia and, from what I've heard, kicks babies for a living.

So, pro advice: change your fashion sense to something more...snappy. Take Vap as a mentor, he's gay. And while being gay is a horrific sin, them queers sure do know how to dress. Secondly, you smell like a fucking pile of pickles for god's sake. Remember picklewickle? Heard that villain is coming back from the dead to embark on vengeance. But don't believe that urban legend hoo-ha. You smell so bad playing in a washing machine wouldn't remove the stench. Buy some deodorant or something, geez. Hey buddy, I wanna get between your legs and suck the lemonade outta ya, like a straw. Oof, I'm sorry about that immature outburst there, I'm schziophrenic. 