User blog:ElectricMayhem/LOLCat: Special Forces - Teh Journeh Beginz!



'''It be a horrible jurneh soe fahr. We wock pass teyribill dryver hew ulmoset run oveh meh partneh, Johnny XD.'''

Johnny XD:XD!

Me:What? You found the boat to the prison... thing.

Johnny:XD XD XD XD!

Me:You should just shut up, okay? Last time you did the talkin' we were almost killed by that vampire kitty!



Ugh, that wasn't pretty.

Me: Johnny, guy, uh... cat, what ever I should call ya, this'll be hard to say, but:



Johnny:XD!

Me:I know you took it hardly, Johnny, but its

Johnny:XD!

Me:Eh, what ever.

Wun bote tripp laiter:

Me:Well, it duz look peacef...



Johnny:XD!

Me:(Wetz meh panties!) Holy crapperz, itz teh ninjeh dawggehz!

Dawggeh:Woof.

Johnny:XD!

Me:Run!

Wun cahrtewn-like chais laiterr...

Me:OH NOES! We be tied up!

Dawggeh:Yeah! And yeh cant escape from us, stupid... uh.... thing!

Me:No more mister nice kitty! It be on now!



Johnny:XD!

Me:Thats right Johnny, I'm your new h--

Johnny:XD!

Me:Ay caramba. Lets just get out of where ever it is that we are, because the writer didn't describe were we are one bit. But I'm guessing its dusty.

Johnny:XD, XD, XD.

Me:GASP! Johnny! Your a genius! Were in the jail!

Johnny:XD!

Part 2, In Teh Navy!, kumz next weak frum ElectricMayhem!

Be sherr 2 reed it!

Or ells teh dawggeh will get ya!

Bye, weirdos!