Thread:LinebeckIV/@comment-1084762-20140725010615

Well, shit it's the future. How much future? Very.

There's a rockmonster that gave humanity all sorts of neat toys, but the rockmonster made some shadows angry a while back so they killed the rock. As a last "Oh Shit" the rockmonster spread copies of Tyrion Lanisters consciousness around earth. Dickless, the Tyrion-bots decided to help people in non-dick ways.

So there are these people full of the rockmonsters' magic, and it lets them do all sorts of things like receive the gift of everlasting Tyrion-fueled life also, magic. So you're a witch that has a cyberdwarf living in your head, boy howdy what a time to be alive!

But there are bugs and moon-wizards that are working for the darkness, and you must shoot them, or magic them. So that's where we are, earth is covered in bugs, moon-wizards, witches and a rockmonster. 