Thread:JohnsThrone/@comment-1084762-20140624095832

There was a big boy named Necro. He's killed Nelson Mandela at least twice. Once by burying him alive in a pile of Bernstein Bears books (leading to said literature become classed as a weapon of mass destruction, requiring the publishers to alter the spelling of the titular characters name to remain in business) and once by drowning him in a mega=tsunami caused by the psycho-kenetic teleportation of Cinder's semen factory to New Zealand. 