User blog comment:Hydroninja789/mortal kombat edit/@comment-2195697-20110925204756

I'm really trying to figure out what you said, so allow me to take your words and subject them to proper grammar and see if it makes sense then.

"If Mortal Kombat 11 comes out, these characters: take all MK9 characters and all cyborgs, every person in every MK game on Earth, name your favorite characters and I'll write about them! Subscribe now and I will write about them!"

Yeah, doesn't help much. I had to bust my way through your writing with goddamned crowbar and it still isn't clear.

What would you write about? Why would we ever in holy hell want you to write anything? Why would we subscribe? How could we possibly care? And how would we subscribe? Do you even know? Do you have a twitter, facebook or myspace? If so, who could ever care in their entire life? Also, why say, "all MK9 characters and all cyborgs" and then immediately say "every person in every MK game" when the MK9 cast and all cyborgs fall into that category? Why even make a blog like this?

I'm done.